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I'm Elle and I quite simply adore one direction.

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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backboobs:

"you ugly mayonnaise bitch"

disarms:

"you need to go on a diet"

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(Source: disarms, via zaynsbro)

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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(Source: carreir, via zaynsbro)

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

when i was 4 i stepped on a wet carrot 

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"w is not a vowel"every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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